What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

What is your most erotic sex story?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which movies have the best endings?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

No, not a chance

No go.

Still no good.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

No way

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